i need to find new friends. i’ve got like 2 and i’m pretty sure they’re onto me

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

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hokeyfright:

it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you

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kasoukai:

right dick in hand, left dick in the void

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andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

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